Funny Friendship Quotes – Friend Quotes 2018

One-liners are the excellent way of communicating with friends, giving them that proper dose of each thing, be it humor, cynicism or even feelings. This Friendship Day Quotes, choose to be humorous and share with friends quotes that could deliver that “million dollar smile” which you always wished them to have their entire life. Quotes, when funny, have the ability to create a revolt of laughter that would build an environment of high spirits. Nobody can make us laugh the way our best friend can so get going to have all of the witty charges along you that would droll your friend away on a joyous day like this. Some of the witty, hilarious and Funny Friendship Quotes are listed below.

 

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
Bernard Meltzer

 

“A true friend stabs you in the front.”
Oscar Wilde

 

“Friends are God’s ways of apologizing for our families.”
Unknown

 

“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.”
Charles Lamb

 

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.”
C.S. Lewis

 

“I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.”
Ann Richards

 

“There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.”
Benjamin Franklin

 

“A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.”
Fr. Jerome Cummings

 

“Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.”
Unknown

 

“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!”
Doug Larson

 

“I got a lotta best friends. Some o’ them I don’t even hardly know!”
Archie Bunker

 

“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an
octopus on your face.”
Unknown

 

“There is nothing better than a friend,
unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
Linda Grayson

 

“One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.”
Marcelene Cox

 

“A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.”
Jim Hayes

 

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
Elbert Hubbard

 

“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
Unknown

 

“I don’t what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.”
Unknown

 

“Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.”
Virginia Woolf

 

“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
Laurence J. Peter

 

“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, Damn, that was fun.”
Groucho Marx

 

“I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
Unknown

 

“I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.”
Ann Richards

 

“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.”
Oscar Wilde

 

“As your best
friend
I’ll always pick you up when you
fall,
after I finish laughing.”
Unknown

 

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
Bernard Meltzer

 

“We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.”
William Somerset Maugham

 

“Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.”
Unknown

 

“I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.”
Unknown

 

“Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces.”
Anne Lindbergh

 

“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital.”
Unknown

 

“I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends – they’re the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!”
Warren G. Harding

 

“Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.”
Robert Brault

 

“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
Unknown

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